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TOP TEN LINES FROM INTERNET CHATROOMS
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You're different.....I've never felt like this about someone
I've never met before. |
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I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...but
tell me more about yourself. |
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I
never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well,
I'm getting excited |
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I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body!
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I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out. |
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Yes of course I'm female............... |
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I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend. |
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No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more
then one? |
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I'm not like most of the guy's/gal's here, I want to meet so
we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the
hotel coffee shop) |
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I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside
that counts (Which is true, it means: I'm horny and could care
less, just type) |
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THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
A man
was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He
bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and
brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out
of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an
entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at
it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back
into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look,
I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but
a talking frog is cool." |
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