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A FEW QUICK CRAZY NAMES
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Q:
What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats! |
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Q:
What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head
playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter! |
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Q:
What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory! |
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Q:
What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie! |
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Q:
What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete! |
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Q:
What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah! |
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Q:
What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu! |
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Q:
What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob! |
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Q:
What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer! |
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Q:
What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom! |
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OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT
The
owl and the pussycat went to sea, but the end of our story's
quite sad.The owl pushed the pussycat over the edge
`cos her gameboy was driving him mad. |
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THE STRING IN THE TAIL
Two
pieces of string meet one day in the park and while one goes on
the slide the other goes on the swings. They're having a great
time until one string decides to go on the roundabout.
After a while, the string feels really dizzy and falls off,
scraping across the tarmac and making as tangled mess of one end
and falling in a heap. The second string looked at him and sighed
"you're not very good on that roundabout are you?"
The first string looked at himself and said "I'm a frayed knot". |
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